Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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