She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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