I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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