Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
