That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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