He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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