I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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