They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
