Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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