Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
So many bounce houses so little time
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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