u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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