google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
You pole danced in your parka.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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