I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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