..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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