Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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