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You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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