We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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