Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
