i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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