What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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