Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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