I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
porn star boner night. come get it.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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