belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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