Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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