i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
even my farts smell like vagina
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
