is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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