she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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