may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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