I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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