Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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