Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
