It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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