Just fell off a train. Bad.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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