Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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