I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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