dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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