"it" just moved
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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