On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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