i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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