i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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