Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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