Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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