i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
found the other keg... it's in the tree
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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