Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Someone shit on the floor
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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