There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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