somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
