Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize
