went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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