So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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