Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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