Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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