Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
whose ass print is on the piano?
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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